Coming to a tennis court near you.  Actual date dependent on public demand.

Option 1:    Friday 27 March (lunchtime),

Option 2:   Wednesday 1 April (time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so).

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Fundamental principle: 
to launch custard pies at a 3 metre poster of this ICON:

Preferably using this device:

More details coming soon(ish).
Just for your reference here's Bill practicing...
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