the sensation of suddenly realising you can do something reprehensible,
and no-one is there to witness it
Edison meets Danger Man via Rene Descarte
An enigmatic collision of sauces and spaces
Too Fatuous to Shrug (where's the Atlas when you need one?)
Incomprehensible morphogenesis? Puns, punks, Plancks, plonkers, and bankers selling England by the lb
The Race to Reinvent Redemption from Ruin before it all goes pear-shaped again
A Billiard-marker, whose skill was immense,
Might perhaps have won more than his share —
But a Banker, engaged at enormous expense,
Had the whole of their cash in his care.
Gee, we'd better get our stories in quick, Hank's claiming redemption. Don't mention the monumental stuff-up.
Don't prosecute anyone. Don't ask what the SEC and ratings agencies were up to:
The Beaver’s best course was, no doubt, to procure
A second-hand dagger-proof coat—
So the Baker advised it— and next, to insure
Its life in some Office of note:
This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire
(On moderate terms), or for sale,
Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,
And one Against Damage From Hail.
